Timeless Pawn Shop Question #1

There are some questions which simply cannot be answered -- Which came first, the chicken or the egg? If a tree falls in the woods with no one around to hear it, does it make a sound? -- You know, crap like that.

Well, the realm of the pawn shop also has such questions.

TIMELESS PAWN SHOP QUESTION #1:

Why is it that the customers with the rankest of body odors are the ones who stay the longest?

The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in my cup, it's the smell of B.O and dog stenches that helps me greet the day.