12 January 2012

(#23) The "Stick Assault" I Should've

I was walking down the sidewalk the other night when I saw two guys standing outside of a car. They were fairly young, probably in their late teens or early twenties, and one of them was being especially loud in a very obnoxious way.

I looked down at my feet and saw a stick just laying there on the sidewalk.

I should've . . . grabbed the stick, rushed over to the louder of the two guys, and struck him across the cheek with the stick, shouting "You're too stupid to be so loud! Be quiet! Be quiet this instant!"

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