Weezer Money

One of the managers who regularly counts the money in the registers has noticed something strange.

For the past two weeks, there has been a certain one dollar bill that has refused to leave the store. The reason it stands out so well is because someone has taken a red marker and written "Weezer BUDDY HOLLY" across it. 

I don't know what the odds are of this happening, of a specific dollar bill staying in the same store for so long, but they can't be that astronomical because it's happening. I do have to say that the situation seems unlikely because the store goes through a lot of cash exchanges each day. We are constantly handing out money in pawn loans and check advances and then there are merchandise purchases where we make change. So, I'd think our money would cycle through fairly quickly, maybe a day or two or three at the max. Although, I do have to say that some very strange things happen at the pawn shop. So, maybe even though this persistent dollar bill is very unusual, it's not unusual because it's occuring at the pawn shop where the unusual is the usual. I could see that.

Or maybe this is a bad omen. A warning that Weezer will soon be infiltrating the pawn shop and playing Buddy Holly non-stop. It's a good thing we have compound bows, swords, and chainsaws at our disposal. We must prepare to defend ourselves to the death!