04 March 2012

(#31) The "There's Spit In This" I Should've

So, my BFF came into town for Spring Break (Woooo! Spring Break! Party!) and I've been showing her around Boston.

We went to this great restaurant near Harvard Square called Bartley's. It's this amazing burger joint that has these specialty burgers with funny names such as the Viagra, the Michelle Obama, the Facebook, and many others. Even though the server was great and kept refilling on a regular basis, I had an urge to do something devilish. 

I should've . . . spit in my water after it had just been refilled and then taken it up to the front counter and said "Uh. There's spit in this." The cashier would have looked at me in shock, at which point I would have slammed my fist on the counter and yelled "Someone spit in my water!" just so I could see how they would react, which I hope would have been in an Three-Stooges-Slapstick sort of way.

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