09 May 2012

(#38) The "Mannequin Lover" I Should've

The other day, I was walking down the street next to the Boston Common when I noticed a strange man coming my direction.

He wore what I assumed (and hoped) was a long, scraggly black wig on underneath a top hat with sunglasses and a black jacket which was much too short for his skinny, long arms. Yes, this is odd, but it gets even odder.

The man was carrying a legless mannequin with a matching getup!

I just gawked as I kept walking, but I should've . . . run up to the man and grabbed at the mannequin, sobbing and shouting "You told me it was over between you two! You promised me it was over! I love you, baby! Please, come back to me! Don't do this! Don't do this to me, baby!"

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